What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:58

Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids